Must Talk to Trainer

I'm not sure how to make sure THIS does NOT happen again. My human left me all by myself and went to see some movie called Australia. Apparently she feels the same way about Hugh Jackman as I do about Harley. You would have thought that the guilt would have gotten to her after leaving me home alone for 5 whole hours on a work night, that I would have at least gotten some Turkey out of it. Oh nooo, she barley had time for me before she made me got to bed. Bed! I'd been sleeping all night in anticipation of someone(who we shall not name), would come home and play. Or at the very least give me Turkey! I just want everyone to know I have not had any Turkey for almost a week. I want Turkey! I want Turkey! If I do not get Turkey soon something bad is going to happen...